Benedict: I'm Smaug in the Hobbit, I'm in Star Trek: Into the Darkness, and I play Sherlock, I think I'd get torn limb from limb if I went to Comic Con.
renlybaratheeon: you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week
can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i: lostgeekette: moriarty-mastermind: once-ling: bltsl4: If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces” that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now! Remember the...
how to give an awful handjob
listinthings: be unaware of where the penis is scream into the penis use the back of your hand slap the penis and call it “buddy” condescend to the penis set your hand on fire